Art World Blowhard

with a nose nailed to the ceiling be they parvenu or just wishing really hard that they were, smiling & chatting, speaking with their pinky finger & catering to their drink/instrument from which they attempt to gain interest in themselves--- name dropping as if it was going out of fashion & always speaking of the aesthetics of “pieces” which deserve to be paving the street adjacent to the nearest pub, oh how one loves to watch the babbling blatherskite finding their way through the crowd of its own kind worshipping physical art as if it held some relevance in the greater scheme where actual artists do so for a process of life this cretin has never once made anything outside a quick move for the refreshments which are always provided for such intellectual trash.