Antifroggation
Have you ever had a frog in your throat?
Well it isn't a pleasant experience
They tickle and wiggle and try to escape
It's certainly an inconvenience
Ribbits come out instead when you speak
Your head starts dancing around
You get a strange urge to dive in a pond
Or kiss a Princess's crown
There's only one way to fix this affliction
Drink some warm “Antifroggation”
You'll cough and sputter, the frog will fly out
It will also reduce inflammation!
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2019
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