Another Criminal Act

Before sentence is passed, please hear my plea I promise to be the man that I should be Don't give me death. Please be kind I have a family I don't want to leave behind. I was unaware at the time That what I did was a horrible crime So now I feel like a louse Please don't kick me out of the house. I know what I do now is totally right I am surrendering without a fight And with head bowed I know it's time For me to pay for my crime. From now on I will go straight When I start snacking very late The last thing I do after finishing my drink Is put the damn dishes in the sink.