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Animal On Road

The GPS gives warnings If there’s roadwork or a crash So that drivers use their brakes and Into other cars don’t smash. Though there is an alert we get When traffic’s somehow slowed And always it intrigues me - It says “Animal on road.” I’m hoping for a T-Rex But I’ll take an elephant, Yet as soon as we go by, I see exactly what was meant. For mostly it’s a critter Like a possum or a deer That’s been squished just like a pancake, As what’s left of it makes clear. Perhaps it’s just as well, since if A T-Rex made its mark, The traffic would be stalled, the gears Stuck in Jurassic PARK!

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Date: 8/16/2023 10:52:00 PM
These are the lines I wish I had written "I’m hoping for a T-Rex But I’ll take an elephant," because they made me smile, and delighted me so.
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Date: 8/5/2023 3:19:00 PM
If this were a cake, Ilene, then the end is most definitely the icing. My brother has lived in Florida for many years, now, but finds it hysterical that we English refer to our GPSs as SatNavs. I rarely use mine but I can barely wait for the day that it says, “At the Tyrannosaurus Rex… you have reached your destination.”
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Date: 8/5/2023 9:26:00 AM
clever one with a stellar ending, Ilene
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Date: 8/5/2023 7:34:00 AM
Very funny my friend. I love the ending. Jurrasic Park, makes me chuckle. Thanks for this one. It has started my day off right.
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Date: 8/4/2023 5:29:00 PM
ha ha ha that final verse ends the poem so perfectly. got to say we dont have GPS on our car so any animal we see on the road is likely to be a squashed hedgehog or dead seagull or rabbit:-( hugs Jan xx
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