And So It Begins Again and Again

And so it begins, please pour me a Pimms
For today I’ve been told I am pregnant with twins

Aged seventy two how can this be true
the test has proved positive, what the hell did I do

I sat next to a fella and we ate mozzarella
Such a pleasant old man underneath my umbrella

When I sat on the lap of this handsome old chap
We held hands as we sang; did this cause the mishap

Drinking vino and beer inhibitions disappear
On turning around he’d become Richard Gere

No wonder it began, my frolicking, my fun
For an officer and a gentleman had always been the one

My memory now faded as to bed I am persuaded 
For a date with Richard Gere should never be evaded

But waking up alone in my pink boudoir at home
Did this really happen, am I twin less on my own

My doorbell starts to ring I am hearing someone sing
 “Hello, is it me you’re looking for” 

For its Lionel who is singing as he’s knocking on my door
And so it begins again - different name - ends the same!


9th February 2019

Contest: And So It Begins
Sponsor: Line Gauthier
Hon mention

Contest Mid Feb 2019
Sponsor Brian Strand
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Kiser Avatar
February 13, 2019 at 6:17 AM
"We held hands as we sang; did this cause the mishap"; Accidents do happen; this was great.
Gilmour Avatar
February 13, 2019 at 6:54 AM
Thank you ML, but I messed up with the title, arrgh..., but glad it put a smile upon your face. Thanks for your visit and kindest thoughts Ann xx
Gauthier Avatar
February 12, 2019 at 6:23 PM
So sorry, Ann. there was a title rule... your poem deserved a higher ranking.
Gilmour Avatar
February 12, 2019 at 6:32 PM
Oh dear, silly me! Never mind I enjoyed writing it and thanks for your comments Line. Kindest thoughts Ann xx
Kinch  Avatar
February 10, 2019 at 8:07 AM
Hilarious writing Ann!! Good luck in the contest.
Gilmour Avatar
February 10, 2019 at 11:11 AM
Many thanks Elizabeth, I enjoyed writing that! Kindest thoughts Ann xx
Allison Avatar
February 9, 2019 at 12:46 PM
absolutely hilarious Ann, thanks for making me giggle at your imagery it got more bizarre as the poem went on lol!:-) hugs jan xx
Gilmour Avatar
February 9, 2019 at 12:50 PM
I know, I had to reign it in towards the end as my fingers took on a life of their own, Haha. Kindest thoughts Ann xx
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