And God Gave Him a Woman

AND GOD GAVE HIM A WOMAN

When God first made the man,
He said,"What have I done?
He just sits there alone,
He's not having much fun.

I want all of My creatures,
To enjoy their life.
I know what I'll do,
I'll create him a wife."

So God set to work,
And He put him to sleep,
And as he slumbered,
The Lord dug down deep;

From his heart at the center,
He took the first part,
"She'll be filled with emotion,
She willl be his heart;

The thing in this world,
That he loves the most,
He'll love her and keep her,
In her will he boast."

From under his arm, 
He next took a rib,
From a place in his side,
Near the lungs where it hid,

Protected from harm,
And the wind and the rain,
"He'll lean on her,
Should he come up lame;

For she is his helpmate,
Companion for him,
When he's tired or sad,
She'll comfort him."

When Adam awoke,
And saw her at his side,
He smiled as God told him,
"Here is your bride."

"She's the prettiest thing,
That I`ve ever seen,
But it`s funny you know,
Of a sudden it seems,

I can no longer stand,
So I better sit down,
She can get what I need,
It`s good she`s around.`

                                     Judy Ball

(And that`s  the way it`s been ever since)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
February 21, 2017 at 11:42 AM
Hilarious! xomo!
Kinch  Avatar
February 20, 2017 at 1:14 AM
Love the humour in this poem. Well written.
Benson Avatar
June 23, 2011 at 4:47 AM
Wow! not always would you find a nice poem on creation story and one that appeals to you. I think it's a very good one. Thanks Judy for your comment on "My Mother".
Ball Avatar
June 23, 2011 at 6:00 AM
Thank you so much my friend. Glad you enjoyed this one so much. It was a fun piece to write with a little bit of humor at the very end. God Bless, JB
Dailey Avatar
June 22, 2011 at 3:28 PM
You have been busy Judy. I am having a ball (no pun intended) reading your latest posts. Mike
Ball Avatar
June 22, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Thanks so much Mike. Glad you liked this one. God Bless, JB
Foulk Avatar
June 22, 2011 at 2:58 PM
this was a most enjoyable piece of humorus poetry i have read that talks about adam and eve. a great write, will put in my favorites.
Ball Avatar
June 22, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Thanks so much James, Glad you liked it. God Bless, JB
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