Anatomy of a Hallmark

For those who love the Hallmark reels with stories that give all the feels You’ll notice that in every one there is the same web to be spun The small town girl who comes back home her city slicker job to roam Has led her back to find romance to give someone a second chance And then, that interrupted kiss that makes us wait for wedded bliss Precedes that stumble and near fall fair maiden saved by one so tall Of course, there shines our Christmas glee to warm the hearts of all who see The Holidays will save the day when lovers seem to lose their way The cookie sales and Santa’s wink That magic that still tickles pink And knowing that it all will mend about five minutes till the end! So safe, so sweet, that Hallmark thrill When such a show is on the bill So make ye fun, if that must be But there’s no bigger fan than me