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The 'Worst Verse in the Universe' Grand Slam  Poetry Contest

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27/6/2026

An Ode to Righting Rubbish

A poem so bizarre I shall now rite
The meter’s wrong I don’t care
Rhymes not true or near
So, stay with me I am a balladear
Descriptions are remarkable
May be just a load of rubbish to read
I hear you ask?
What is this nonscenecall rot
Disquised a poetry
Well don’t say I did not try
You asked for something badly written
This is my fought-ey
Enjoy and lol

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Andrea Dietrich June 25, 2026 at 8:02 PM My fought ey. Can't figure that one out haha the balladear was sure funny! Christine Watts June 26, 2026 at 1:47 AM Hi Andrea Well gotta have a go and interesting theme lol Cheers Chris

Alison A Smith June 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM This goes close to the worse verse in the universe. Even the spelling is worse than I do. Well done. Christine Watts June 26, 2026 at 1:45 AM Ha Ha Alison,oh you have made my day Thanks for your support Many Cheers Christine