An Invader In the White House

An Invader In the White House

By Elton Camp

Mussad thought himself to be quite the man
He carefully studied White House floor plan 

Well armed, up to the iron fence he crept
With a running start, to the top he leapt

Across the lawn and into the front door
Such gall nobody have ever seen before

Security officers gave a scream and shout
“How dare you enter here.  Now get out!”

Secret Service watching **** on the TV
The wild man’s entrance didn’t even see

Up the staircase in a frenzied craze
To the rooms where the president stays

Astonished, both Barack and Michelle
Both cried angrily, “What the hell!”

The First Daughters whimpered in fear
But then their grandmother came near

A silver candlestick in her hand,
She confronted the dangerous man

“You sorry punk, you’re going to see
What it’s like to have to face me!”

“To dare threaten my family’s a mistake”
On his head, the candlestick she did break

“Get out while you still can!”
Granny angrily did demand

Not wanting to get any more
The intruder ran for the door  

Barack to the Oval Office did race
Over security, old granny to place
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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