An Illegal Alien For President

?An Illegal Alien for President

How should America still remain solvent
Over-committed with much involvement
Sending becoming miniscule money overseas
Are becoming bankrupt and everyone agrees.

Took money from here and put over there
And pretty soon it was placed everywhere
Then them foreigners became big nuisance
Complaining about us and all our influence.

On Sunday was looking toward seeing my Lord
Then on spaceship did discover aliens aboard
Am beginning to understand and now I know
Why people wanted to see the illegal alien show.

What I want you to do is let my poem be a teacher
After seeing the faces on each stunning creature
I am starting to think that it was no accident
When one of them decided to run for President.

Better start holding your belts from laughing
before someone stabs you in its buckle and
you start buckling up from all of the laughing.
Chuckle, chuckle. And up we better buckle
And suck in some more honeysuckle.
That is much better then some other things
I know of when what we really need is
love, love and more love.


James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran with a
Letter in obsession for BS'n.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 11/16/2015 11:51:00 AM
Excellent job Jim seems to be true everywhere and where we are at God bless nice write.
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Date: 11/16/2015 7:16:00 PM
That's for sure. Jim
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