An Antelope a Reindeer and An Elk
An antelope, a reindeer and an elk walked into a bar.
Which bar?
The lion stared at his friend. “Does it matter?”
“It does to me.”
“Bar Sheeba Weebalah.”
The other lion nods.
“The antelope orders a beer. the reindeer orders a whiskey sour.”
The other lion pretends to laugh, hoping this will be the end of the story.
“Not the punchline yet,” the other lion warns him.
“Then I walk into the bar and I order an antelope, a reindeer and an elk.”
The other lion howls with laughter.
Not understanding, but wanting to please the alpha lion.
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