Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

An Adonis Like Me

Just because every woman that looks at me
Wants me to ravish her, take her over my knee
Well let me rephrase that
Ninety percent is more accurate
It sure can be challenging for an adonis like me

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Silent One November 22, 2017 at 2:48 PM Every woman? You really must be the Canadian Benny Hill! Jack Ellison November 22, 2017 at 3:01 PM Sorry... as I told John John 90% (or 90&?) lol Have a good one... Benny

Lim'Rik Flats November 22, 2017 at 9:17 AM Jackson is singing the blues://"It's tough to walk in my shoes!"//Fighting off kisses'//(Not just from my Mrs.)//and getting snuggled real close when I snooze." GOOD MORNING ADIDAS!!! Jack Ellison November 22, 2017 at 9:31 AM I said 90&... I'm working on the other 10%!!! GOOD MORNING SIR JOHN JOHN!!! (uh... that's ADONIS!!!)