Amish Visit the New Mall

Amish Visit the New Mall By Elton Camp A new mall opened in the rural town For the first time Amish came around The father decided the buggy to park While wife and son inside did embark They watched a fat old man step into An elevator, a thing they never knew “Mama, what’s that?” the little boy said Confused, the woman shook her head Minutes later the doors opened again A sight made the woman’s head spin A handsome man stepped thru the door Where the ugly man had been before “Child, obey me now without fear. Go tell thy father to come in here.”