Amazingly Witty When I Drink
I am a new you when I drink
Amazingly witty; almost too witty for myself
Charming to the utmost degree
I would ask my friend
But they are gone now
Because they cannot take my magnificence.
I am truly the royal Canadian queen of America
When I drink.
I am the Pharaoh of Egypt’s right hand sergeant at arms.
I am the cat who invented cream.
I am all that and more when I drink.
If you leave how will you understand brilliance?
Man I am witty! Spectacular! All of that plus to bags of chips.
For some reason, when I drink I become the best me
The best of the best of the best of the best me.
Man, I feel powerful right now.
I am truly stupendously awesome!
Sure. Hit me another.
Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2020
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