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Amazingly Witty When I Drink

I am a new you when I drink Amazingly witty; almost too witty for myself Charming to the utmost degree I would ask my friend But they are gone now Because they cannot take my magnificence. I am truly the royal Canadian queen of America When I drink. I am the Pharaoh of Egypt’s right hand sergeant at arms. I am the cat who invented cream. I am all that and more when I drink. If you leave how will you understand brilliance? Man I am witty! Spectacular! All of that plus to bags of chips. For some reason, when I drink I become the best me The best of the best of the best of the best me. Man, I feel powerful right now. I am truly stupendously awesome! Sure. Hit me another.

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Panagiota Romios

Date: 5/17/2020 5:47:00 PM

Enjoyed! Bet in reality, many poets do drink before of writing...or snorting! Alcohol is a depressant, for sure. The worst thing to imbibe when down. PRxx

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/19/2020 1:10:00 AM

I actually can no longer have alcohol. It makes me violently sick. I never could have more than one or two so no big loss.

M. L. Kiser

Date: 5/17/2020 2:13:00 PM

That's about the size of the situation.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 5/19/2020 1:11:00 AM

It is. I am a witness.