James Horn Poet Limerick

Almost Totally Disable

Almost Totally Disable

Hurting knees  had made her miserable,
Pain constant and amount considerable;
When  appears,
Did draw tears;
All of this her almost did totally disable.

Had told poets that I was a prima' done',
And they did say to me  hasta manana;
Was revealing,
Not appealing;
Can you imagine me married to Madona.

In service thought I should really enlist;
Ended up with too much gravity assist;
What did occur,
A bone spur;
Slowed things down and goals missed. 

America is going to another Olympic,
Caused by somethng that is endemic;
Practice done;
Will have fun;
Has expanded and became systemic.

When Trump honorable flag unfurled;
Into trash can our flag he had hurled;
Lack of respect,
We did detect;
While wearing his orange hair curled.

Yet President Trump was surely the worst;
Love Netherlands and will give us a first;
Biggest fear,
Have him here;
Are definatly sure we would be cursed.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn

While we had formed a frequent huddle,
Started to shot off another space shuddle;
We expressed,
Were impressed;
No one knew name and this did befuddle.

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