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Almost Out of Stock
Had bought a pot almost out of stock,
By her husband as usual an old crock;
While yearning;
Cooking learning;
So she become best cook on the block.
Jim Horn
Just bought her a Crock Pot that is
programmable and cook and carry
from Costco of course.
Saw Storm About Emerge
We saw some storm about to emerge,
That had been followed by a big surge;
No doubt,
Worried about;
Results were bad so we did play a dirge.
Jim Horn
Trump Always Was Truant
Trump thought that he had been affluent,
But with preposterous word was congruent;
Stopped running;
Sitting sunning,
And at meetings he turned out to be truant.
So where and when will it seem to end?
How many rules do they have to bend?
Apprehend,
Foe or friend;
To how many poets must this I send?
Jim Horn
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2018
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