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5/30/2024 for Fair and Square Humorous Patter Sayings Poetry Contest

Alligator Sashay, Unabridged

Circle left, hang on tight
Don't get caught in an alligator bite
Allemande left, what you want to do
Is turn that alligator into stew
Do-si-do, listen to the band
Alligator shoes look mighty grand
Roll away to a half sashay
If you're a gator, forget what I say

Right and left grand, give a kick,
Gator eyes fall on a dancing chick
Swing your partner, run, don't stop 
Toss him in the water, with eyes on top
Ladies in, men sashay
Ditch that guy without delay
Pass through, separate and go home
Say bye to the bald gator with the crazy comb
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Greenhough Avatar
May 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
A funny poem. Good luck with this one.
Crandall Avatar
May 31, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Thanks Hilda!
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