All I Want For Christmas

All I want for Christmas is some false teeth Last set were taken by a dirty stinkin' thief Came into my bedroom, twas bold as brass Were soaking overnight in a dirty old glass Old false teeth had been with me for quite a while When thief took them he also took away my smile Now I mumble a lot and keep my mouth closed Why did they take my teeth? Lord only knows Santa, I would not be able to eat my Christmas dinner Since my teeth were stolen, just keep on getting thinner Personally believe the thief must be simply a bit of a twit Did he really think that my false teeth, would actually fit Reminds me of my Grandma, who was frequently quite uncanny Sat on a chair, false teeth were there and bit herself on the fanny All jokes aside Santa, to me it would really be such a relief If you were to put in my stocking, a new pair of false teeth Showing off and having my photo taken is not really my style But if you bought some teeth I'd take a selfie, with my new smile Please dear Santa, it would have me feeling like a lotto winner Being able to sit with friends again and eat my Chrissy dinner