Alien Abductions Come To An End

Alien Abductions Come To An End By Elton Camp Thousands claim that aliens took them away Performed probing medical exams they say Coming here, they must think their time is worth To learn details about life forms found on earth The story I have heard is true I will now relate As to why there’ve been no abductions of late A pair of aliens with big heads and bug eyes Probed the wrong earthling and got a surprise They decided such exams were not wise to do They backed up gagging & calling out “Phew”