Alien

Now I don't believe in UFOs But aliens do exist Somebody tell the government There's something that they missed For I have seen with my own eyes This thing from worlds unknown Sometimes it tries to contact me When it calls me on the phone Tho I've never seen a spaceship I know it's from outer space For there is not a human With such a hideous face For those of you who've read my poems You know this thing I saw Yes I'm sorry to say again It's just my mother-in-law

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Anthony Amero

Date: 4/30/2010 11:27:00 AM

This ... is ... hilarious!!! I haven't read enough to fully get it, but having a mother in law that is the Devil my own self, I can totally relate. I love this. Thanks, I needed a smile today Tony

Skat A

Date: 2/21/2010 2:08:00 PM

YES INDEED I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE YOUR MOTHER IN LAW...SHE MUST BE YOUR ROLE MODLE...A GOOD INSPIRATION SHE MUST BE TO YOUR WORK...IRMA

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/20/2010 11:19:00 AM

My goodness, Larry, you're walking on a thin line here. Hope your mother-in-law doesn't see your poems. (Or if she does, perhaps she has a good sense of humor?) She may have some unearthly powers so vengeance could be extreme. Give Mulder and Scully a shout; maybe they can help you out! LOL Love, Carolyn