Alice Can't Slip Through the Wormhole

It's been many months since I saw 'Malice'
In fact, she was hard to recognize  
There's a faraway look in her bloodshot eyes
She resembles a Michelin man with loads of spare tires
Her blue and white dress is strained at the seams,

Good god she's put on so much weight
It must be so annoying
that she can't slip through the wormhole 
to cause havoc with useless debating.
Perhaps, her ego needs deflating
How I'd love to burst her bubble
after she's caused so much trouble.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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August 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Your poem made me smile John, I guess it was for the contest and didn't place. It's ironic how the sponsor wants to stop contests - yet still sponsors them lol! write on! hugs jan x
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