Alcohol, Not the Answer

The visit was over and off to my car It was out in the snow, but not too far. Cleared the windows and what did I see Was that the bag I got for free? There in the front seat lay napkins around I don't recall them, but they are not on the ground. I pointed my key fob and tapped on the right Suddenly that 'Silence' gave me a fright. That 'Click' I usually hear opening the lock Left me panicky and in shock. Perhaps I had done it wrong, so I tried again. Swear words came to mind, but I was careful to refrain. The cold winter snow had frozen the door But I kept clicking more and more. Nothing was working, and I needed some heat Back to my friend's house to warm my feet. Thankfully, alcohol should work she explained So with spray bottle in hand I tried once again. I liberally sprayed all around the doors, trunk and lock One time then two times then looked at my clock. Five minutes passed and once again I tried Pressed the key fob, was that a noise nearby? As I tried once more I listened for that sound Then suddenly realized and had to turn around. Oh my goodness, what to my surprise There across the lot I saw with my own eyes. The trunk suddenly opened on a vehicle not far Darn! There it was. This is not my car!!