AI Wife

There once was a man named Ike
Who purchased an AI wife
He thought it best
To give her a test
Before warranty ends midnight

He programmed her to be unique 
To sing to cook to clean
He did forget 
The naughty tricks
She made love most mechanically
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Wolf Avatar
June 25, 2024 at 3:27 PM
As they say, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Also, if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife! lol.
Jones Avatar
June 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Lol
Greenhough Avatar
June 24, 2024 at 9:36 PM
You have to draw the line somewhere. This is a clever poem.
Jones Avatar
June 24, 2024 at 9:46 PM
lol thought I’d have fun with it! Thanks for reading!
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