Ah, I Remember It Well....

T’was an upside down world, When I was uncurled, They counted my fingers ‘n toes And sucked out my nose, It was humiliating to say the least, I looked like a ‘lil red squirmin’ beast. Doctor hollered out “it’s a boy!” Mama sighed “crap!” Daddy said “Joy!” Pappy told Mama “it was money well spent”, Till he saw.. that I was ..incontinent. All the nurses smiling and I didn’t know why, Till three days later they said good by. I was a handsome young fellow though a little short, And I sure am glad Mama didn’t abort. Ole Doc Perry wished us all good luck, And Daddy brought me home in the pickup truck. Ah yes...I remember it well...