Agile

No mention of benefits your efforts will bring, No sign of a business case these should be in, No overall strategy roadmap or plan, no timeline or gant chart with a product life-span. No formal test process and no UAT, With no business input and SME free, With a host of stakeholders drawn straight out of college, With very little experience and even less knowledge. Constantly playing to management vanity, Creating a model that defines insanity, Repeatedly following those several flawed steps, But somehow expecting much better effects? The lack of a leader and co-ordination, A media blackout with no communication, Experience of colleagues continually spurned, And there’s no documentation and no lessons are learned. Expectations are raised and the business have hopes, But they’re soon to be dashed as these things are de-scoped, And if you should challenge this deployment style, They’ll just tell you you’re negative and that we’re working ‘agile’.