After the party I woke up in a tropical Island

the weather was hot, women were hot, the beer was cool, and I had a few! the food was so good, I gorged a lot, slept with a beauty I hardly knew. the waves roared in and splashed out all night, coconut palms wriggled belly dance, the full moon was drunk and flickered light, the bats hung upside down in seance! around me was laughter and giggles, weather and drinks bring best in romance, all shapes, all ages, like coloured pickles, jam of humanity grab their chance! sunny morn probed my sedated sense, knocked on my eyelids to open door, I swore profanities! no offence, sleep was heaven, and I wanted more! soon i was nudged on my naked butt, by an unknown paw, I kicked it off, in my mind i thought- must be some s*ut and mumbled something to say f*** off! Then surprise! a big tongue licked my face, I opened one eye, saw a black bear, I got up and ran! feared it might chase, but the bear looked away, did not care, But I ran and ran like in a race! I still recall those days of travels, and many tales that I can tell, but thought of that bear churns my bowels, its black tail is a nightmare from hell!