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Advice To Single Fellows

Advice to Single Fellows By Elton Camp Husbands know expressions to watch out For single guys, here’s what they’re about The wife’s use of “fine” you better abhor She thinks she’s right so you say no more Ask “What’s wrong,” & “Nothing” is the reply Then plenty is wrong & you better learn why When to your plan, she states, “Go ahead,” She doesn’t mean it & you’ve lots to dread If “Whatever” from a wife’s mouth does call It says that into error you are about to fall Be especially wary if she says, “That’s okay” For displeasing her, you are going to pay

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Date: 12/12/2012 3:01:00 PM
excellent translations!
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Elton Camp
Date: 12/12/2012 5:01:00 PM
LOL, it's based on being married to the same woman for 40 years. I hope no reader takes it as being sexist--it's meant only in fun. But a thing is humorous only if it contains substantial truth. Elton

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