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Adopted

. Why do I lie to you dearest mother macho pop Hmmm let me think Santa Clause has a beard yea right not in my house The Easter bunny gives out eggs yea right stolen from the chickens now I’m paying for the crime The tooth fairy gives you what yea right isn’t that the dollar you gave me last night I was what

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Dana Smith

Date: 12/12/2010 2:10:00 PM

It took me a while to understand the "I was what !?" but then I looked at the title, and absolutely burst out laughing. I myself am adopted. Thankyou for this interesting read, I'm looking forward to reading more.. Dana'lynn

James Peranteau
Date: 6/2/2021 9:06:00 PM

I’m back, and I mean back until I meet our lovable Daver uv yore....ty for inspiring me dear poet!...much love, james

C.C Bloomsfield

Date: 12/2/2010 6:08:00 AM

:)you make me smile with your sweet clever witty writes.

Sylvia Coulstock

Date: 12/1/2010 8:04:00 PM

I know we shouldn't lie to children.But why take away the magic of childhood?When they really want to know, that's the time for reality.One of our grandsons,realised at 7-How could Santa get round the world in one night he said-Everything else then fell into place.He now asks me about God.All I can do is try to show him by example, the rest he learns in school.I love your humour cynicism, and wit James.Also food for thought.Thank you for comments on All....Hope it inspires any in need.Love June.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/1/2010 12:25:00 PM

Kind of sad to think that this is true in some homes..I am glad that I chose this one to read this afternoon..Great topic and presentation..I was delighted at the claps ..That was the first time that I had seem that one and it really looks like hands clapping..Sara

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/1/2010 11:51:00 AM

You should have that email now, James! Thanks for sending me the correct email address. I returned your Soup mail too. Love, Carolyn

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 12/1/2010 10:44:00 AM

We are having our first laying snowfall this morning in Springfield,Ohio. December 1,2010 what a way to enter this month. It is absolutely beautiful and finds me in good spirits. I have enjoyed reading your poetry this morning James. Looking forward to reading more. Have a wonderful day. Love, Carol

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/1/2010 9:39:00 AM

This is so clever and funny; I just love it, James. Goes to my favorites! Now if Santa leaves you coal, will you sue the miners? LOL Love, Carolyn

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 12/1/2010 8:08:00 AM

Very funny, frolicsome and humorous write, James

Wilma Neels

Date: 12/1/2010 3:26:00 AM

Hehe, thanks for the laughs James, you tend to be my humor meter with your writes these days.. I sure need them ;-) hope you will have a great week further.. love Wilma

Maya Kaabour

Date: 12/1/2010 12:44:00 AM

Ha ha! What a fun read! Really made my day, James. I look forward to reading some of your other pieces. Have a great day my friend :) Much love, Maya *

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/30/2010 11:16:00 PM

VERRRRY interesting, James. I love that last line how you popped up with I was WHAT? Very cute. well, finally I can get off here. You were my last comment to answer. LUv, Andrea

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 11/30/2010 7:57:00 PM

Authentic and very unique and genius James .. an adorable read.. humor plus.. thankxx for enjoying my "Mesmerized".. I am right now ..honey poo is home where he belongs my friend.. with luv..

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 11/30/2010 7:48:00 PM

Hum! the title has me thinking, and now i think, i was adopted. Since I saw mother kissing Santa Clause, under the x- mass tree.. Kidding,, I like your poem. But in reality, I am adopted. Enjoyed your poem,,.p.d.