Addicted

Coffee drinkers everywhere Will know just what I mean When I describe my symptoms If I don’t get my caffeine. On those rare times I skip my brew For reasons I can’t fight, A headache gathers kindling, Just waiting to ignite. With stubbornness and fortitude, It builds a towering pyre; And when the pounding’s at its peak, It sets the pile on fire. A headache of such magnitude Just laughs in Advil’s face. Aleve and Bayer also cave, Retreating in disgrace. The only cure that works for sure Is coffee, hot and strong. With just one sip, I know those flames Will not be burning long. By summoning the caffeine hose To douse that headache’s rage, I manage to control the beast And lock it in its cage. And there it shall remain unless I miss my morning fix; ‘Cause headaches like today’s I need Just like a ton of bricks!