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Acting Kinda Goofy

A lady of the night nicknamed “Poopsy”
Had the most adorable pair of boobies
On a scale of one to ten
They were twenty, amen
Prompting me to lose it and start acting tutti fruity


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Michael Tor

October 14, 2015 at 12:33 AM

Poopsi's Boobies put a spell on Jack, Salivating like and animal he wanted her bad! She took of her shirt, Pop goes the weasel, followed by a little squirt!. Now he could finally rest. How you like them apples Sir Jack?

Michael Tor

October 15, 2015 at 2:08 AM

I wasn't Old enough but I have heard the song. Thanks for sharing Sir.

Jack Ellison

October 14, 2015 at 7:58 AM

You are almost ready to challenge this old dawg for the crown! LOL Tutti Fruiti... I would assume you're not old enough to remember that old hit from 60s by Little Richard! Cheers!!!

Carol Eastman

October 13, 2015 at 12:24 PM

Poopsie had quite an oopsie... when she dropped her little purcy... for not even a curtsy... could bring her hands around her curvies... Thank goodness it was retrieved for her by Mr. Percy... So sorry guys for he got to join her on the journey... Not I can see all you guys crying for merci... LOL

Jack Ellison

October 14, 2015 at 7:59 AM

WHOAAA! Still trying to decipher this! LOL Love ya girl... Jake! xoxox

Tim Smith

October 13, 2015 at 11:00 AM

You started to drool when she was near...spilled your nuts and your ice cold beer....tripped on yer tongue...wished you were young....and cried when your dream girl disappeared....good morning Jackaroo!!!

Jack Ellison

October 14, 2015 at 8:01 AM

AMAZING young Tim! One of your best!!! Morning to you, friend!!!

Michael Tor

October 14, 2015 at 12:22 AM

Love this Tim!