Absurdly Early Acceptance

  
       Congratulations to you both on your son’s absurdly early acceptance to Yale
          For he has succeeded where so many others fail

       Just so you know in advance, he can bring his favorite bottle with him
          disposable diapers, pacifier, and for the brand-new campus sandbox 
             ~ Don't forget to pack his bucket and pail!
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Etgen-Baker Avatar
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
a humorous take on all those parents who do sincerely want early acceptance for their 'babies and toddlers.' sad
Wolf Avatar
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Petri-dish babies will solve this problem. lol. gw
Rodrigues Avatar
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sounds about right!
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