Absolutely No Way

Absolutely No Way Affair that they has started out so splendid Continued along as was originally intended Until one day she happened to discover He likely had been hiding another lover. She was pretty like a purring little kitten And made no sense for him to be admitting That two lovers in his life ever existed So allowed each affair to occur and persisted. The in a morning newspaper edition I read Off all of his clothes he shed in a bunk bed How much lower could anyone have sunk Fell from bed and hit is head on a trunk. Now whole puzzle I was starting to connect When he fell ended up breaking his neck Last thing heard him say on his dying day Make love on top bunk absolutely no way.