Absolutely No Way

Absolutely No Way

Affair that they has started out so splendid
Continued along as was originally intended
Until one day she happened to discover
He likely had been hiding another lover.

She was pretty like a purring little kitten
And made no sense for him to be admitting
That two lovers in his life ever existed
So allowed each affair to occur and persisted.

The in a morning newspaper edition I read
Off all of his clothes he shed in a bunk bed
How much lower could anyone have sunk
Fell from bed and hit is head on a trunk.

Now whole puzzle I was starting to connect
When he fell ended up breaking his neck
Last thing heard him say on his dying day
Make love on top bunk absolutely no way.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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May 12, 2015 at 1:26 PM
gotta be careful lol enjoyed this poem~luv skat~
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May 12, 2015 at 2:26 PM
Before the clouds start to scatta, My poem what was the matta? Wish I had made the magic list. Jim Horn
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May 12, 2015 at 4:02 AM
Very funny and engaging story, a lot of daily humor and fact intertwined to picture a view of the relationships we have now. Great message and truly remarkable write.
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May 12, 2015 at 7:11 AM
With you supporting all of my poetic efforts how can I go wrong. How did you happen to start reading my poems which I have added a few more for you to have fun with. Jim Horn
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