Absolutely No Sense

Supposing I came over there and sat on your hat?
Would you crush it?
I would do my best.
You would have to pay me for it.
How much did it cost?

I have to ask my last girlfriend.
She bought it.
Would it make you mad if I crushed it?
You would be doing me a favor, but you would still have to pay me.

This makes absolutely no sense.
It makes as much sense as other things right now.
More sense than lots of things.
Maybe the most sense of all.
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Rodrigues Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 1:27 PM
Oh I like this because truly things do not make sense!
Krutsinger Avatar
September 30, 2021 at 11:24 AM
They do not to me either Kim
Hankins Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 11:58 AM
You'd be doing him a favor, but you still have to pay him for it??? What kind of nonsensical world is this????
Krutsinger Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 1:09 PM
You tell me; I am confused now. It's a world I no longer recognize.
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