About a Plug

A good number of us decided to go on holiday down to the sea,
Well, it was such a fun crazy time and it ended far too quickly,
Every night a couples’ name was pulled out of the hat,
It was our turn to cook on the coming Saturday, fancy that,
We had to put on a good spread and decided to cook Greek,
Out we went on the morn ticked off each item, had to perform peak,
No-one was allowed in the kitchen when we were cooking,
The aroma wafted under the door, they were eager to come looking,
But we locked the door, and two hours later we rang the dinner bell,
The clan came quickly, it smelt divine, followed their nose and tasty smell,
Everyone was hungry So ample portions we served, it tasted so good,
We were complimented, Jane asked for a second serving of food,
So proud we were, one and all, enjoying our Cabernet and chatty dine,
But then something embarrassing happened, which wasn’t so fine,
A heaped spoon my friend placed in her mouth, we heard spluttering, 
a cough and, oh my gosh,
Her empty spoon fell into the food with a thundering splattering splosh,
Jane quizzically picked this thing up, it had a tail, not a mouse, but a black plug,
With a bright shiny chain which took forever to reveal itself,
I wanted to crawl under the table but all I could do was blush, was it myself 
or hubby, when washing the veg in the sink, accidentally picked it up potatoes 
At first silence, then her hubby laughed, watch out for the salad and tomatoes 
It has become a household joke between us and many a friend,
We were jovially asked what was the next Greek dish that we recommend!
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Kiser Avatar
February 8, 2022 at 12:43 PM
Oh boy, that was embarrassing, I'm sure. Watch out for those sneaky plugs wanting to disguise themselves as food. Enjoyed.
George Avatar
February 6, 2022 at 8:13 AM
Though it was a nerve wrecking and an embarrassing incident at that moment, it gave everyone a chance to have a hearty laugh. Probably it will stay as a standing joke !
Dietrich Avatar
February 4, 2022 at 7:27 PM
oh my goodness. That would sure be embarrassing all right but thank goodness it was not a mouse. EEEK your guests would have been horrified. Very amusing one, Jennifer.
Kendrick Avatar
January 31, 2022 at 4:24 AM
Oh!! How embarrassing but at least everyone laughed, and it saved the day. Good that people could divide the chores, and everyone get fun time and some work time. I enjoyed reading about this adventure in poetic form. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara
Poet Avatar
January 26, 2022 at 7:52 PM
Jennifer, this is a fantastic piece of storytelling! You had foreseen the lunch; I could sense your delight, as well as your discomfort, as I watched you prepare. This is very easy to relate to!
Horsman Avatar
January 24, 2022 at 8:30 PM
Oh dear, at least i'll never look at a plug the same way again, Love reading your stories, Jennifer.
Laurie Avatar
January 23, 2022 at 3:25 PM
Hello Jennifer ... now this is funny indeed. I wish I had been there to witness the looks on the faces. A wonderful tale indeed Jennifer - Lindsay
Watt Avatar
January 21, 2022 at 1:43 PM
Always love reading your poetic tales, and this one brought an empathetic nod of embarrassment... glad you could laugh about it now and share it with your readers. Blessings and hugs ~ John
Proxenos Avatar
January 23, 2022 at 6:52 AM
Hi John - I hope you read my comment to the last poem you posted. A conspiracy, just did not allow me press send, if I did, my soupmail vanished! Hope you are well my friend. Please send me the three tiles of your poem in the Anthology, hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Awtry Avatar
January 20, 2022 at 7:33 AM
This is excellent story telling! You had anticipated the meal; I could feel the pride; oh and the embarrassment! Very relatable! :)
Proxenos Avatar
January 23, 2022 at 7:02 AM
Hi P.S yes we were proud you are so right, why did Jane have to ask for a 2nd helping, that was our downfall! Thank-you for commenting my friend. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Marcum Wong Avatar
January 19, 2022 at 3:14 PM
It is great when we can look back on an embarrassing moment later and laugh about it. I enjoyed your story Jennifer. Wish I had some of that delicious food. Blessings xxoo
Ball Avatar
January 19, 2022 at 1:04 PM
What a story! I can imagine how you felt. All that fuss and bother to prepare something truly special only to have your guest choke on a sink plug. Thank goodness that's all it was. Great story Jennifer. God Bless, JB
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January 19, 2022 at 11:13 AM
You are a wonderful storyteller, a poetess of profound imagination and a sweet sense of humour ! Soul sister Jenny, deeply rooted in the wonders of creativity.. rich is your poetic land.. you just sow your seeds of beauty and bring a great delight to your avid readers.. You are of genuine kindness and generosity dear friend and I'm so blessed to also have as a poetic sister.. Always a great pleasure to see and read you.. Stay always blessed with your inner Beauty.. My deepest regards and blessings. Love and hugs.
M  Avatar
January 19, 2022 at 12:57 AM
Great tale there Jennifer but no doubt very embarrassing at the time. Poor Jane!A plug Ha…that’s funny. Love it!! Debx
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January 18, 2022 at 6:17 AM
Rather fine piece penned so well Jennifer, indeed a night that won't be forgotten in a hurry. Hope all is well in your summer season, we're up in the Scottish highlands relaxing this week. Blessings and hugs,Gordon
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January 17, 2022 at 7:59 PM
Oh Jennifer! What an experience -moussaka a la sink stopper and after all of your carful planning! :( I'm so glad that you and your friends can now laugh. I do understand your embarrasment. Thank you for sharing you gastronomic experience.
Proxenos Avatar
January 23, 2022 at 6:41 AM
Hi Sam, Something i won't forget in a hurry, thankfully they all took it in good jest. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
Cunningham Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 3:44 PM
Lol, what a nightmare thing to happen, at least it wasn't alive. Tom
Proxenos Avatar
January 23, 2022 at 6:38 AM
So right you are my friend, imagine if it was i would run out of the house, And probably after a very self indulgent cry and persuasion from Elias, would go back in to face them all! Hugs and blessings, JENNIFER.
Proxenos Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 1:07 PM
Kim honestly if the ground could of swallowed me up I would have been so happy, but anyhow as you say it can happen and we can laugh about it hugs Jennifer
Rodrigues Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 3:51 PM
We’ve all been there with embarrassing situations. ~ hugs to you, sweet one ~
Rodrigues Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 12:40 PM
LOL! Still those are the things we laugh about. I worked at a smoothie place and caught my coworker ready to hand a customer a cone with the dispenser cap in it!
Proxenos Avatar
January 17, 2022 at 1:08 PM
Sorry see reply above still suffering from seaside shock!
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