Abducted

I woke, it was dark and some thing was on my face,
I tried to move my arms but found my self in a confined place.
My head was spinning and I felt sick
I think I was drugged and someone was playing a bad trick

I heard a noise but could make out what it could be
I lay there wondering what was happening to me
Who could have done this, I couldn’t think of a reason why
I started to pray, “O God please don’t let me die.”

I felt the lid “O God I’m in a wooden box.”
They going to bury me naked just wearing me socks.
Then I heard the sound, a chain saw, they were trying to start.
I began to panic, I was frightened, chest pains, I think it’s my heart.
 
Terrified my bowels flowed free
It’s ok I thought that the last thing I’ll leave them from me
I began to whimper still trying to figure out who and why
And praying louder “O God please don’t let me die.”

Then I heard my wife, she’s in with them I thought until she said, 
“I told you not to drink, now come out from under the bed.”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 6/20/2010 6:19:00 AM
Funny---hilarious--I needed a good laugh!!
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Date: 6/19/2010 5:24:00 PM
Enjoyed the feelings of a drunk. HUmorous and witty.
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Date: 6/19/2010 5:08:00 PM
wow, this was a funny one,truely enjoyed this one..P.D.
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Date: 6/19/2010 4:57:00 PM
Haha very funny twist. When you said the word "chain saw" I was like.. oh crap what's going to happen. Nice write.
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