A Word From Your Bartender

Listen here, buddy, I'm in control. If you don't like it, Then go for a stroll. There is more than one exit, And I can give you directions. I don't care what you think, I don't need your objections. I can get to be a b---h, In two seconds flat. I can also be a sweetheart, There's no question of that. But here's the bottom line, It always goes my way. Do what you like, Just do as I say. Written for bartenders everywhere. From a bartender whose seen quite a lot. So please give your respect to your local bartender. Especially when she only one working, and she's bouncing a fight by herself.