A Win Win For the Applicant

Thirty hours early for her interview. Impressive or ludicrous? She ordered everything on the menu. Wanted to taste each dish before accepting position. Is she the new chef? I inquired. No, a potential hostess. I stared at the woman. She looked more like a bouncer. Will she fit into the skimpy kitty cat uniform? I asked. And if she does not, will there be a discrimination lawsuit? We were consternated, confused, worried, concerned. She are her feast daintily, holding her pinkies up. Confident that in some way or another it was a win-win for her. Not her first rodeo apparently.