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A Wee Bit Off Keel

Okay! Time to get off the weather kick

There's lots more to write about

Like how many jelly beans in a 2 quart jar

If you leave all the red ones out

Or why do pigs have such really flat snouts

A fart that did damage to an edifice

Or the last time someone went over the fall

Both are considered quite perilous

The biggest boob size on the planet Venus

We're talking about aliens here

Not the biggest chest size ever recorded

But a creature with really big ears

Has anyone noticed a decline in my brain power

Father Time has caused it to freeze

Normally I'm lucid and really coherent

But recently I've been talking to bees

Now that in itself is really not unusual

But I tried to tickle one's tummy

Got a nasty old sting on the tip of my hoohaw

Medication cost lots of money

Of course this is fantasy and all made up

Did you really think it was real

Oh oh I'm more than a wee bit concerned

That you'll think I'm a wee bit off keel


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal Date: 7/19/2015 5:08:00 PM You're so silly and come up with such unusual, creative things. I love it! Always, Laura Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/19/2015 6:08:00 PM Soooooo silly... that's me! There is NO hope! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman Date: 7/12/2015 2:53:00 PM Dragon will believe anything Santa Jack writes! After all... Who wouldn't believe Santa Claus? Grandpa Troll liked the bee sting on the hoo haw best. He wants to know if it works as good as that little blue pill?... I just shook my head and kept reading. Then took a break in the other room... until Grandapa Troll quit rolling around on the floor laughing. Silly old Troll! He now thinks he's funnier than Santa Jack. Honestly! You 2 are like 2 peas in a pod... But Santa Jack is the better writer! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/13/2015 8:37:00 AM Been a wee bit off keel for as far back as I can remember! More fun this way... life's too short to walk around with a scowl on your face! Love, Santa Jack xxx

Tim Smith Date: 7/12/2015 11:25:00 AM Nothing a good walk around town can't cure. Just make sure you wear your shades cuz when you look at the pretty ladies you don't want their boyfriends to know. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/12/2015 11:27:00 AM YUP! I'm on to that trick... used it since my teenage years! LOL

Jaycee Cervenka Date: 7/12/2015 7:50:00 AM I love the lightness of your writing and a poem that really says nothing, but is highly entertaining anyway. Not many people could get away with aliens, bees, pigs,and hoohaws all in one write. But you do and you keep us laughing. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/12/2015 7:54:00 AM Now that is what I call a sweet comment on my silliness! Thank you dear Janet... very much appreciated! Love, Jack xxx