A Visit To the Flea Market

A Visit To The Flea Market

By Elton Camp

Over 200 vendors the sign does say
Leave the Interstate to come our way

For here you’ll find bargains galore
How could you possibly ask for more

The advertising signs made us bite
We wanted to learn if they’re right

As soon as we went through the door
There was a stench we did abhor

Of moldy old things that are unclean
I’m sure that you know what I mean

Who would ever once have thunk
There could be such overpriced junk

“Oh, but they’re treasures,” some say
But we didn’t come to see it that way

Tacky figurines were laying everywhere
Even if they’re free, what would we care

There was Elvis on velvet poorly drawn
It was enough to produce such a yawn

Two cherubs an ugly lamp did support
From China it was a sleazy import

We saw a sofa faded, worn and torn
It was surely made before I was born

But then, what a pleasant surprise
The object that fell before my eyes
 
It was a magnificent moose head
Just right to go above my bed

With it under my arm, I went out the door
Very glad that I stopped at that fine store
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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December 15, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Enjoyed your poem. Fun write! *You got home to mount it / but your wife very swift / Wrapped it up quickly / as a white elephant gift
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December 15, 2012 at 5:14 PM
What a terrific addition. Thanks. Elton
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