A Valentines Amputation
Today is the day of February 14th,
So I'm making this card and it may sound mean.
Let's rip off an arm and beat each other in the head,
So the love we share bleeds out our stumps bloody red.
Then throw them far and let Ryder go fetch,
I'm rotten and filthy and you are my beautiful wretch.
While we indulge in a valentine's gore and plunder,
The whole time we'll laugh and listen to Six Feet Under.
So if this sounds fun than you know what to do,
Hack away at each other's arms then say happy valentine's to you.
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