A Unique Resignation Letter To Annoyance

dear annoyance i hearby surrender my resignation i am moving on to a much quieter place where i am going, i will not be by myself everyday where i am going, i will get adequate replies where i am going, i will not have to envision rolling eyes where i am going, people care and into space they will not stare where i am going, i will finally be rich with acceptance and love thank you for all that you have shown me i have learned from you and have become motivated by you despite your ratchet heartlessness neverthess, my dear annoyance, i wish you all the best i know i am replaceable, and you will most certainly move on Sincerely NOT Your ANYMORE, POETIC LEFTY