A Traitor To Their Race

When I see a black person go and vote for a Republican, I do not think I’ve seen a more self-hating and disgusting man. Do they not know of the struggle? How can they even show their face? They deserved to be called ‘Uncle Tom,’ they are a traitor to their race! …wait, what? What did he say? And when I see a Hispanic chose to cast their vote for the right, I can’t believe they’re fool enough to every think that they are white. To betray their people like that is an unforgivable disgrace, all those Latin Republicans are just damn traitors to their race! Is this guy for real? I also see those women who do not call themselves feminist, who stand in the way of progress, dumb stay-at-home moms who resist. Not voting for their liberation, their minds turned against themselves and wrecked, if they still cast for Republicans, they’re a traitor to their own sex! Holy crap, he really believes this stuff… When I look at the Indians— Hold on, hold on. Just a sec. Uhm, so I notice the only people you give choice to are the white males. What? Well you said that blacks, latinos, and women all have to vote Democrat, or they’re ‘traitors.’ But not white men. Why is it white men get to make up their own minds, but nobody else? I don’t understand. Why do white men get to make up their own minds, but everybody else is a ‘traitor’ if they don’t vote Democrat? It’s kind of racist, if you really think about it. Shouldn’t everybody have that right? You’re a fascist. Excuse me? You’re a goddamned fascist! You do know that name-calling isn’t an argument, right? I’m gonna get you fired from your job! I’m self-employed. FASCIST!!! Okay…there’s no helping people like you. Tell you what, you stay here and keep screaming ‘fascist—’ Fascist! —while I go home and make love to my brown-skinned wife…Did I tell you she’s a Trump supporter? BWAAAAH!!! Race traitor! (Sound of chuckling) Oh lordy…it’s just too easy. They’re like friggin’ wind-up toys. Fascist!