A Tale of Two Christmas Parties

The doors are now closed, the party’s begun With food and funny gifts for everyone The boss wears a silly hat on his head The workers have reindeer antlers instead. Turn up the Christmas music really loud Now that works all done, no heads will be bowed Silly gifts opened, with laughter all ‘round And glasses raised, many toasts will abound. One after another they merrily drink The IPhone’s come out, and what do you think? Your party’s gone viral for all to see A picture of you on your boss’s knee! There will be smiles, and there will be applause Because you’re his wife, and he’s Santa Claus! You’ve all worked hard to make the season bright You deserve a party, you’ve earned the right Don’t forget the reindeer for all they’ve done With a bale of hay for each and every one! When at your office party, you best think Before you are offered another drink In our current world, there’s no privacy They’ll see if you sit on Your boss’s knee!