A Tale of Fish and Duck

there once was a duck who had no luck her parents cruelly named her chuck she liked to play in the muck unfortunately the poor thing was hit by a truck there once was a fish he lived in a dish his parents cruelly named him trish he liked to splash and splish his death was not his owners wish the two unfortunate beings met in the sky and of this tale i do not lie at first they were quite shy til trish said, oh my! you know chuck, we did both die today they had a baby it is said that maybe they will choose to name her ramie but if you ask me she's the ugliest baby you ever will see