A Story you never hear in Sunday School

Rebecca was three years old when Isaac took her for a wife Nineteen years later, no children, but still pro-life Finally pregnant, Rebecca’s joy was short-lived, with twins inside tossing and turning tumultuously in the embryo of Isaac’s bride Rachel heard of this and learned her lesson Meeting Jacob at age five, her brother Laban said: ‘No messin’ Seven years (and one week) later, they finally got hitched Thoughts of kids at five, ‘unceremoniously’ ditched