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A Skinny-Ma-Link

Just had brekkie, 10:00 am and hungry as hell
Could eat a horse, well not literally, maybe a gazelle
Still losing pounds
Downward bound
Soon be a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell

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Russell Sivey

September 21, 2017 at 4:42 PM

Congratulations on losing weight! I wish I could lose some...I eat terribly and my wife gets after my eating habits! She eats awesome, looks good too, but that's besides the point! No I wouldn't eat a horse, poor animals! I really enjoyed reading your illustrious poem here this afternoon! You have written a funny piece here my friend! Great Work!!

Jack Ellison

September 21, 2017 at 4:44 PM

Not finished yet!!! Heading for between 180-190! Wish me luck! YEE HAW!!!

Lim'Rik Flats

September 21, 2017 at 8:46 AM

Does gazelle go well with mustard?//Horse is better with custard.//So I have heard//but it all turns to turd//The process can leave one flustered. SHRINK ON jac...

Jack Ellison

September 21, 2017 at 8:49 AM

YOUR LIMS ARE AMAZING! On the spot... I take hours for just one??? STILL SHRINKING!!!