A Short Man Is Their Champ

In their famous Mac Donald’s Camp A short man is their all-time champ: Smart Coleman: holder of camp’s lamp, Rivals’ once-dry armpits stay damp While legs after their fights cramp: Smart as their champ ‘official stamp!’ To everyone looks a tramp But face him your hand a stump. He’s had to one smack on seized rump: Like the keys of a piano thump And a challenger cause to slump… One’s heart brave, if it didn’t jump Or could still normal blood pump… Quite hurting for who’s like a chimp And often walking with a limp!