a romantic morning with my cheerful girlfriend eating breakfast

eating my triple cheese shrimp omelet stirring my homemade triple cheese grits taking my hickory smoked bacon out of the microwave getting my honey butter biscuits out of the oven with a bad case of indigestion, i unapologetically dig in i have my headphones ready for when toilet time comes again i will probably have seconds and have a couple of baby giant cinnamon rolls some iced miralax will clean out the unneeded sewage i might as well say goodnight to my girlfriend, who is rolling her eyes for the umteenth time today i am glad that i am off for the next three days for some reason said girlfriend is not talking to me i know for sure that i am going to the bathroom in the basement and watch the cooking channel on the flatscreen recently installed my butt will be raw, but doggonit i am as happy as i have ever been...... not a tinker's cuss given......