A Redneck Explains How Stonehenge Was Built

A Redneck Explains How Stonehenge Was Built By Elton Camp They’s fur too many folks thet air wise in thar eyes And won’t take th’ explaining thet th’ church supplies Them scientists make a big fuss ‘bout a circle of rocks Especially as to how on the top they put them blocks They’d know, if they’d put science out o’ their head And just trust what th’ holiness preacher told instead Cause every thing there is wuz made in just six days So folks used big old dinosaurs them blocks to raise Hit wuz gonna be th’ base to a tall tower to th’ sky God come along and confused th’ bad they did try Th’ deep flood came and almost washed ‘em down Thet’s th’ reason in sich back shape they’s found