A Redneck Explains How Stonehenge Was Built
A Redneck Explains How Stonehenge Was Built
By Elton Camp
They’s fur too many folks thet air wise in thar eyes
And won’t take th’ explaining thet th’ church supplies
Them scientists make a big fuss ‘bout a circle of rocks
Especially as to how on the top they put them blocks
They’d know, if they’d put science out o’ their head
And just trust what th’ holiness preacher told instead
Cause every thing there is wuz made in just six days
So folks used big old dinosaurs them blocks to raise
Hit wuz gonna be th’ base to a tall tower to th’ sky
God come along and confused th’ bad they did try
Th’ deep flood came and almost washed ‘em down
Thet’s th’ reason in sich back shape they’s found
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2011
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