A Really Bad Poem

So crushed and misappropriated am I! Am I! Am I! Am I! Am I! That my heart lies on the floor, waiting... Waiting forever hopelessly while mourning The loss of your eternal love, darling. Baby, sweetheart, darling.. I miss you like a fish misses bait. I love you like athlete's foot loves dirty feet. I want to be with you. I want to eat you. I want to be one with you. Long past death doing us part, I want to be the bat in your cave. Please take me back, I beg of you. As Justin Timberlake is to pop, And Janet Jackson is to dance, I am to you. NEVER leave me. Please! Please! Please! Or else, my eternal love, I shall die... As critics would like...